Dear Johns
Feb. 16th, 2008 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear Body,
When you work, I can tolerate you. When you don't, I hate you.
I so hate you right now.
Sincerely,
SBG
Dear Muse,
I miss you. Where did you go? Now would be the perfect time for us to work some magic, and you're still off on some silly holiday. It's been a month. Come back!
Miserably,
SBG
Dear Loveseat,
You're pretty, but you're too short for me to sprawl out on like I need to. Believe me, I understand how horrible it is for me to say that, since I'm pretty but short myself. I'll never have longer legs, but you will soon be traded for a better model. Sorry. That's the way the world works, kid.
Sadly,
SBG
Dear Body,
I hate you even more now than I did when I wrote the first letter up top. We're on the outs.
Achingly,
SBG
When you work, I can tolerate you. When you don't, I hate you.
I so hate you right now.
Sincerely,
SBG
Dear Muse,
I miss you. Where did you go? Now would be the perfect time for us to work some magic, and you're still off on some silly holiday. It's been a month. Come back!
Miserably,
SBG
Dear Loveseat,
You're pretty, but you're too short for me to sprawl out on like I need to. Believe me, I understand how horrible it is for me to say that, since I'm pretty but short myself. I'll never have longer legs, but you will soon be traded for a better model. Sorry. That's the way the world works, kid.
Sadly,
SBG
Dear Body,
I hate you even more now than I did when I wrote the first letter up top. We're on the outs.
Achingly,
SBG
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Date: 2008-02-16 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-17 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-16 10:55 pm (UTC)I hope your body (and the rest of your accessories) cooperate and make things better soon.
Hopefully,
Khek
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Date: 2008-02-17 06:30 pm (UTC)I hate getting old. I think I'm just irritated this wasn't better the day after it happened. Hee.
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Date: 2008-02-17 04:56 am (UTC)This so sucks. Have you ever had an MRI?
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Date: 2008-02-17 06:32 pm (UTC)I'm just a big baby.