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Inadvisedly, someone at work brought up the most recent police shooting in MN.

Coworker: Well, the guy shouldn't have been driving around with a broken tail light! He'd still be alive if he hadn't broken that law. If they would just comply with the LEOs...



I retreated to my happiest happy place at that point.

Tag abuse

Mar. 13th, 2016 09:46 am
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Ugh, I am so sick of people over tagging a story. If I'm reading an explicit story, I do not need to know every type of sex the couple in question is going to have.

Sex. Oral Sex. Sexual Content. Explicit Sexual Content. Het. Het and Slash. Heterosexual Sex. Rough Sex. Restraints. Begging. Wall Sex. Outdoor Sex. Shower Sex. Car Sex.

I would say all but the first are complete overkill, except if I'm already aware, by the genre, that I'm reading an E rated story (or rather not, because the tags frankly reduce my interest rather than pique it) involving sex.


That's a mild example the ones that really make me run away are the ones that don't just leave it at nipple play, but have to use fifteen tags regarding nipples. This, too, is mild. Picture that with the word anal.

Stop it. If something is dubious or non con, tag away. Otherwise, narrow it down so that your tag list isn't longer than your damned story.

Abuse of tags on this post is intentional.
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I can't really afford a $600 premium for COBRA coverage through my former employer. I applied for an individual plan instead.

Just got the denial letter. Rejected for: history of migraines.


Fuck that shit, so hard. For real.

Pants!

Jul. 20th, 2012 08:30 am
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I forgot my trousers at home.



Whoops, ETA: It's pouring down rain. I walk a good portion of the way to work, so I didn't want to sit in wet pants all day. I put on yoga pants and intended to pack actual trousers to put on at office. Forgot them! Now I'm work appropriate on top, gym ready on bottom.

I'm a veritable walking mullet.

Dear...

Oct. 4th, 2010 12:45 pm
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Dear Author,

You know, I was willing to overlook the weird and intrusive bold/italic thing (style?) you seem so fond of doing, you know, emphasizing words that do not need emphasis in narrative or dialogue. I was also willing to overlook your love affair with the dash. I don't know anyone who actually says "yo-ou" on a regular basis or pronounce names in singsong such as the dash implies (Ste-ven!), but whatever. Really, I can get by those through some major teeth-gritting, because I enjoy the stories you write in and of themselves.

But I can't really take you seriously when you replace the word hand with appendage. Once, maybe, but repeatedly? "He put his hand on (male) Character X's appendage", you see, could be read in a way I do not believe you intended, as you write gen fic. ;)

Also, vertical and horizontal as adjectives when Character A (of a certain career) is conscious and walking and Character B (of that same certain career) is unconscious on a hospital bed. Please, no, don't do this. EG: "The vertical man looked at his boss." "The horizontal man let out a pitiable moan." What is that I don't even. You use this regularly and it's truly puzzling.

I wish you would actually learn to write better, or, as you would say, bet-terrrr. Someone ought to tell you. Alas, I've already learned that lesson, so it won't be me.

Signed,

the vertical SBG (with her appendages!)

...?

Jul. 3rd, 2010 03:05 pm
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I just heard the Magnum P.I. theme being used for a Maybelline mascara commercial.

What in the what?

Feel quite disconcerted about it for some reason.
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I just dropped a red marker, cap off, into my lap, where it seemed to have a mind of its own as it doodled all over my crotch.

Good times.

ETA: Of course, in an attempt to remedy the situation I went from looking like I'd been attacked by the ghost of Picasso to looking like I'd peed myself. I want off this ride!

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