Dear Johns

[superbadgirl]

Dear Body,

When you work, I can tolerate you. When you don't, I hate you.

I so hate you right now.

Sincerely,

SBG


Dear Muse,

I miss you. Where did you go? Now would be the perfect time for us to work some magic, and you're still off on some silly holiday. It's been a month. Come back!

Miserably,

SBG


Dear Loveseat,

You're pretty, but you're too short for me to sprawl out on like I need to. Believe me, I understand how horrible it is for me to say that, since I'm pretty but short myself. I'll never have longer legs, but you will soon be traded for a better model. Sorry. That's the way the world works, kid.

Sadly,

SBG


Dear Body,

I hate you even more now than I did when I wrote the first letter up top. We're on the outs.

Achingly,

SBG