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superbadgirlStolen from pretty much everyone, everywhere.
You are sent to the grocery store and can purchase only 5 things. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: tomatoes
2. Bakery: rosemary diamante bread from Essential Baking
3. Meat: ground turkey (99% fat free kind)
4. Frozen: broccoli (i can't eat fresh fast enough)
5. Dry goods: Trader Joe's Vanilla Almond Crunch cereal
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Shirt
2. Socks
3. A change of underpants (baaaa)
(What kind of person would only allow 3 items of clothing? This question is DUMB.)
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. What?
2. You think it would be justifiable homicide for me to kill ____ right now?
3. Oh, of course.
4. Seriously.
5. Huh. No kidding, right?
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. walk
2. yoga
3. write a little
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. writing
2. reading
3. walking
4. watching TV
5. surfing the internets
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. the under water creatures
2. tigers
3. monkeys
(I think zoos are kind of cruel, though.)
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Supernatural
2. Heroes
3. Psych
4. CSI (Vegas)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Vanilla
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. wallet
2. book
3. 18 tubes of lip balm/gloss
4. hand lotion
5. tissues
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. tattoo artist
2. spy
3. writer
4. bouncer
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. have confidence - it doesn't matter what your classmates think of you
2. don't let your mother help you pick out your glasses. ever.
3. dating guys named Jason is a bad idea
4. smile more, for goodness sake
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
2. The Smurfs
3. Futurama
4. Pinky & The Brain
5. Simpsons
*sigh* It took me about 2 hours to do this.
You are sent to the grocery store and can purchase only 5 things. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: tomatoes
2. Bakery: rosemary diamante bread from Essential Baking
3. Meat: ground turkey (99% fat free kind)
4. Frozen: broccoli (i can't eat fresh fast enough)
5. Dry goods: Trader Joe's Vanilla Almond Crunch cereal
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. Shirt
2. Socks
3. A change of underpants (baaaa)
(What kind of person would only allow 3 items of clothing? This question is DUMB.)
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. What?
2. You think it would be justifiable homicide for me to kill ____ right now?
3. Oh, of course.
4. Seriously.
5. Huh. No kidding, right?
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. walk
2. yoga
3. write a little
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. writing
2. reading
3. walking
4. watching TV
5. surfing the internets
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. the under water creatures
2. tigers
3. monkeys
(I think zoos are kind of cruel, though.)
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Supernatural
2. Heroes
3. Psych
4. CSI (Vegas)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Pumpkin
2. Chocolate
3. Vanilla
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. wallet
2. book
3. 18 tubes of lip balm/gloss
4. hand lotion
5. tissues
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. tattoo artist
2. spy
3. writer
4. bouncer
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. have confidence - it doesn't matter what your classmates think of you
2. don't let your mother help you pick out your glasses. ever.
3. dating guys named Jason is a bad idea
4. smile more, for goodness sake
All shows with humans have been banned from t.v.! What five cartoons will keep you sane for the rest of your life?
1. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
2. The Smurfs
3. Futurama
4. Pinky & The Brain
5. Simpsons
*sigh* It took me about 2 hours to do this.
