Boobs ahoy!

[superbadgirl]

I have nothing worthwhile to share, really, but I wanted to express my growing stupefaction that any woman would choose to artificially enhance her breasts to cup size D or larger.

These damned things just get in the way. I hate them. Even if they do look fabulous, and they do, they are still too damned big. They'd look just as fabulous in size C or B. I would really be happy with either of those (again - I was a B until freshman year college, then moved to C). Frankly, all they do is make me appear even fatter than I am, damnit, and are just too big for my overall stature.


In other non boob related news, I feel kind of bad that Mailman really did buy a clue. Now he'll either deliver the mail before office hours on Saturday, or wait until after. Just to not see me. Heh. The reason I feel bad is that I'm really very relieved by those rather lame avoidance tactics, because I sure don't want to endure anymore awkward stare-fests from the dude.

Comments

[superbadgirl]

A friend of mine lost a cup size after her second child and loves it. Damn her. ;)

I don't plan on kids, so at least I don't have to worry about that. I just have to worry about exponential growth as I age.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling. I'm getting tired of having to go to specialty stores to find bras. It's a huge pain in the pocketbook. :-)