Boobs ahoy!

[superbadgirl]

I have nothing worthwhile to share, really, but I wanted to express my growing stupefaction that any woman would choose to artificially enhance her breasts to cup size D or larger.

These damned things just get in the way. I hate them. Even if they do look fabulous, and they do, they are still too damned big. They'd look just as fabulous in size C or B. I would really be happy with either of those (again - I was a B until freshman year college, then moved to C). Frankly, all they do is make me appear even fatter than I am, damnit, and are just too big for my overall stature.


In other non boob related news, I feel kind of bad that Mailman really did buy a clue. Now he'll either deliver the mail before office hours on Saturday, or wait until after. Just to not see me. Heh. The reason I feel bad is that I'm really very relieved by those rather lame avoidance tactics, because I sure don't want to endure anymore awkward stare-fests from the dude.

Comments

[superbadgirl]

It's funny how those who have don't want and those who don't, do. Generally speaking, of course. It's like curly v. straight hair. :)

Stupid breasts.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, curly hair doesn't tend to wake you up when you roll over on it in the night or keep you from sleeping on your stomach. ;-) I won't get into the agony of door knobs when I'm braless around the house. :-)

[superbadgirl]

LOL, thank you SO much for that image! ;)

[tejas.livejournal.com]

hehehehe! The hazards of being overly endowed. ;-)

[superbadgirl]

I guess I shouldn't complain. A D cup isn't really that unbearable (though I tend to go up and over, literally, during certain times of the month). It's just too big for me.

What I should do is channel my growing (no pun) discomfiture and discomfort about the issue into motivation for weight loss, and hope some of the weight will come off there.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

Probably will, though mine just never went down after my child was born. I was only 10 pounds over my pre-pregnancy weight when I stopped nursing. *sigh* When they tell you they go down after? They LIE! :-)

[superbadgirl]

A friend of mine lost a cup size after her second child and loves it. Damn her. ;)

I don't plan on kids, so at least I don't have to worry about that. I just have to worry about exponential growth as I age.

[tejas.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling. I'm getting tired of having to go to specialty stores to find bras. It's a huge pain in the pocketbook. :-)