These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

Am I the only one in the world who thinks that Lumineers are, like, really frightening? "Natural, healthy-looking, permanently white smile" they say, but I say there's nothing natural about permanently white teeth. I swear every person in that ad makes me recoil a bit. They all look like their teeth are two times too big, and way too bright.

It's like when Debbie the toothless hooker from Rm. 508* got her dentures but failed to have them sized properly or learn how to wear them the right way - poor creature would come down to the front desk and her teeth would practically jump out of her mouth. It was ... disconcerting and heartbreaking.

Yeah, I can see doing something like this if you've got seriously ganked-up teeth, but for most of us? A few imperfections are OKAY, okay?

Enough spam for today. Tomorrow I'm off to my indentured servitude, so I'm getting it all out of my system. ;)


*Back at the old hotel job, which I'm actually kind of missing right now!