Yesterday's Quotes of the Day
Feb. 12th, 2009 09:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"SHARKS! THEY'VE ESCAPED! THE SHARKS!" -- crazy navy-windbreaker, lavender-sweatpants-wearing lady at the bus stop as she ran back and forth, with a wild intensity in her eyes and an unlit cigarette clutched tightly in her hand.
Runner up:
"YOU ARE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!" -- crazy baseball-cap-with-flaps guy at the bus stop as he ran back and forth six paces behind crazy navy-windbreaker, lavender-sweatpants-wearing lady.
Girl beside me, looking all wide-eyed and new-to-the-city: Wow, I thought they only came out after dark.
Me: Honey, crazy doesn't run on a timetable.
Runner up:
"YOU ARE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!" -- crazy baseball-cap-with-flaps guy at the bus stop as he ran back and forth six paces behind crazy navy-windbreaker, lavender-sweatpants-wearing lady.
Girl beside me, looking all wide-eyed and new-to-the-city: Wow, I thought they only came out after dark.
Me: Honey, crazy doesn't run on a timetable.