Things I learned on the bus today
Apr. 3rd, 2008 06:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1) Some woman's credit card number. Seriously. She conducted a credit card transaction on her cell phone. On the BUS.
2) The floods are coming. So sayeth the drunk guy who said he was moving back to New York one minute, then pondered about the floods (which he read about in National Geographic) and announced his intention to move to higher ground instead. Like Montana. As he left the bus, he told everyone in the so-called high tech world he loved them. WTF?
3) When you go out for lunch, you should really, really, really consider if you want to order garlic-laden food or, y'know, NOT, please.
4) If you take the 2x and don't pull for the last stop, the driver will just keep on going and you'll end up a mile away from your house before he'll stop. My bad for assuming the last stop was the...last stop.
5) The day you have a major headache and heightened sensitivity to smell is the day some foul-smelling transient will pick out the empty seat next to you instead of one of the 20 other empty seats.
2) The floods are coming. So sayeth the drunk guy who said he was moving back to New York one minute, then pondered about the floods (which he read about in National Geographic) and announced his intention to move to higher ground instead. Like Montana. As he left the bus, he told everyone in the so-called high tech world he loved them. WTF?
3) When you go out for lunch, you should really, really, really consider if you want to order garlic-laden food or, y'know, NOT, please.
4) If you take the 2x and don't pull for the last stop, the driver will just keep on going and you'll end up a mile away from your house before he'll stop. My bad for assuming the last stop was the...last stop.
5) The day you have a major headache and heightened sensitivity to smell is the day some foul-smelling transient will pick out the empty seat next to you instead of one of the 20 other empty seats.