Angel/Devil

[superbadgirl]

Angel Me: You should get to work! You've got your regular hours to put in, plus you have to bank for your NYC trip.

Devil Me: Screw that, let me check my emails first.

(Time passes)

Angel Me: Time's a-wastin'. You can still get some extra work done.

Devil Me: Ooh, look. LJ.

(More time passes)

Angel Me: I have to say I'm disappointed in your sloth today.

Me, Me: I think a decaf latte would be lovely right now, and I have just the right amount of time to go get one before my shift starts.