Toilet humor

[superbadgirl]

Me: So, that's it? That's all you're going to do?
Maintenance guy: It's worth a shot.
Me: I just don't know how taking the part out and shaking it around a bit is really going to do anything.
Tenant wanders back in, smiling: Sometimes that works wonders, actually. A part needs a good shake now and then.
Me: *blush*
MG: It's an important part. Might have just needed some TLC.
Me: *blush some more and laugh*

Then...THEN maintenance guy's cell phone goes off and it's totally porno music.

Tenant: What the heck? Who's calling you with the CHiPS music?
MG: It's not a call, it's an event reminder.
Me: What event is that music for?
MG: I dunno. I swear I didn't even program that.
Tenant: I was going to say adult movie music.
Me: Nice. *laugh*
Tenant: Probably should've stuck with that. And I wish I had your kind of weekend, dude.


Bown-chicka-bow-wown!