Rust and cobwebs

Here's the problem with WebMD: I'm now convinced I either have bee having a day and a half heart attack, have pancreatitis, terrible posture is crushing my insides, my kidneys are infected or I have gallstones. It could also be that my body doesn't like turmeric, which I've been taking for sleep and joints. I'm hungry, but afraid to eat anything or pay $1.45 plus bottle deposit for 10 oz of ginger ale at the corner market.

Why, yes, I do hear a tiny little violin in the distance playing a sad song just for me. ;)