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Dear Author,

I realize it's your prerogative, but when you state outright that if someone points out errors in your unedited work that you will ignore them, that means I get to exercise my prerogative to ignore your story. It's not just for this, mind you, but for a pre-existing condition of Bad Grammar and Punctuation you have.

Sincerely,

SBG


Dear Author,

An ellipsis is comprised of three consecutive periods. Not two. Not fifteen or any other random number. Three. Spacing is dependent and a bit more flexible, but please to remember the number three.

Cheers,

SBG


Dear Authors,

Compound words exist. I suppose the meaning is the same if you break them up, but it's just kind of bothersome.

Farewell,

SBG


Dear Muse,

Please get yourself sorted, as your artist has deadlines.

Sincerely,

Your artist