Dear...

Dear planet_mel,

Thank you for the virtual balloons! I'm virtually sucking the virtual helium from them right now. Can you tell how squeaky my typing is right now?

Love,

SBG


Dear Upstairs People,

I leave tomorrow for MN. I don't have time to wait three days for the washer and dryer you so generously allow me to use. There are delicates to be washed and my bedsheets really need a good cleaning as well. I hate to be rude, but I'm dumping your laundry out, yo.

Sincerely,

SBG


Dear Hair Guy,

Though you can be a tad on the melodramatic side, you have every right to be a bit egotistical. You do a fabulous job with my hair. Pretty much everyone I run into says so. :)

Merry Christmas!

SBG


Dear Mother Nature,

Please to be exaggerating with the snow/ice. I don't want to be stuck at SeaTac. Hell, I don't want to be stuck at HHH, either, so keep the Midwest clear for the next week and a half, okay?

Beggingly,

SBG

Oh, man, I'm screwed

Forget getting stuck at the airport, I'm now worried I won't even be able to get there. The shuttle service is apparently not really shuttling, and since I can't get a bus down the hill very easily and I don't know if the airport buses are running...damnit!

The shuttle place only gives me a busy signal. This is not a good sign.

I have a feeling I'm going to be spending all freaking day at the airport tomorrow, since I'll leave about a billionty hours early.