I'm a delicate flower

I wish I could go one week without a nasty bruise. Yesterday, a door shut on my back (something was wrong with the doohickey [<--can't think of the name] that controls the speed a door shuts) and my hands were full so I couldn't really stop it. Slam, door handle right next to my stupid Om tattoo. It's now hideous and purple...and the other side of my back hurts again, too.

That said, I think I have to go clean an apartment today. That should be fun. I'll probably talk myself right out of it.

Heifer Days

Ugh, I still feel like Fattie McFatterson. I wish there was a cure for this sort of thing. Even though I look just the same as I did last week when, y'know, I didn't feel like a heifer, I can't seem to stop the irritation I get when I see myself in a mirror or window. Easy answer is don't look...but what goes hand-in-hand with this cow feeling, for me, is an obsession with looking at my reflection. Like I'm trying to confirm or deny just how fat I am. And suddenly the world is full of funhouse mirrors, because surely my butt couldn't be that big.

Hopefully by tomorrow or the next day I'll feel cute again. Maybe there doesn't need to be a cure for fat days, but a way to bottle the effects of cute days to use when overwhelmed with ickiness.

Or maybe taking my fat butt for a walk would help do the trick.

Stupid bloody phone!

I just called my parents and was talking to my mom for all of ten minutes when my phone started beeping at me that the battery was wearing out. It's almost always on the charger, dang it. Either I need to figure out what kind of batteries I can buy for it or the phone's gotta go.

Guess I'm going to have to make a trip to Target or something next weekend. I need a few other things from there, too.

OT: For the record, Cherry 7Up Plus is way better than Mixed Berry 7Up Plus. Splenda scares me, but these are both pretty tasty beverages.

Within the Serpent's Grasp

( I hate snakes! )

I love the whole idea behind the episode. I thought it was very well executed, and definitely had me on the edge of my seat. I could go on making random comments for quite a while, but I'll spare you all. They certainly did cliffhanger right...this once. ;)