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I do have to question my sister's decision to have her wedding on the date the moon is full. I mean, we're already all lunatics. The kids are going to be bonkers and so are most of us. It's going to be...interesting. Remind me to bring cash so I can have a few drinks.

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Dear M.,

You should know that by making passive-aggressive commentary every time I take water from the cooler, you will not prevent me from consuming the liquid my body needs. I will not dehydrate myself simply because everyone else does, or because you disapprove of how much water I drink throughout the day, which, for the record, is the daily recommended amount. It really isn't my concern that I am the only one in the house who hydrates properly and doing so does not make me a freak.

Bite me,

C.

PS - I think I'm definitely moving on to the pissy stage, which is only slightly better than weeping constantly...but worse for anyone in my path.