It's amazing

It's remarkable, actually, what a pint of Ben and Jerry's light chocolate and mint cookie ice cream, some spinach dip and a cigarette or two will do to make a person feel better.

LOL, not cure-alls, to be sure...but temporary stopgaps to the blues. Right now, I'll take 'em!

The question of the day

Fernando: I really need money! I'll have sex with you for $100.

(A bevy of possible responses fly through my head.)

Me: Why would I pay you $100 when I have a vibrator at home that's bought and paid for already?



I suppose I could have just said no.