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superbadgirlToday at work, someone exited their cubicle and headed to someone else's. She got about two steps and let out a very loud screech, then darted back to her cube. "Snake!" she cried out. "There's a snake in here."
Expecting at the very least a gigantic boa constrictor, I rounded my cube and sure enough. There was a snake. Two more succumbed to shrieks. I got a cup and a piece of paper. The snake, you see, was about five inches long. A mere baby! It was pretty cute, actually. Not a very exciting adventure, really, but I couldn't resist saying, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking office!" as I removed the snake from the premises.
I can honestly say of all the wildlife around, a snake invasion was pretty low on the list of probables.
In an attempt to avoid all things election (no offense, Trump voters, but I don't get you), I have what I swore I wouldn't watch this early on: a holiday movie.
Expecting at the very least a gigantic boa constrictor, I rounded my cube and sure enough. There was a snake. Two more succumbed to shrieks. I got a cup and a piece of paper. The snake, you see, was about five inches long. A mere baby! It was pretty cute, actually. Not a very exciting adventure, really, but I couldn't resist saying, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking office!" as I removed the snake from the premises.
I can honestly say of all the wildlife around, a snake invasion was pretty low on the list of probables.
In an attempt to avoid all things election (no offense, Trump voters, but I don't get you), I have what I swore I wouldn't watch this early on: a holiday movie.
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Date: 2016-11-09 11:35 am (UTC)