superbadgirl | Oh, and I had this dream

All I can remember is being at a house party, at which all attendees were waiting around for a pony to show up. While we waited, much drunkenness ensued. Boys went downstairs to do things I cannot describe (I think dancing was involved, but it was really strange and makes me uncomfortable even now). Toward the end of the night, I looked out a picture window and saw the pony.

“Hey, there's a pony in the yard!” I said, like that wasn’t the reason for the orgy in the first place.

I ran outside, along with my younger sister R. It was the pony we were looking for, yay. We knew this, because it was brown and had a red heart tattooed on its arse. We approached it, and it turned into a big purple bug with big purple legs and big purple, fuzzy wings. It bit my sister. She convulsed and started to desiccate right before my eyes, but I didn’t panic because the pony (it was back to a pony again) was turning into a huge, oblong pumpkin. It, too, shriveled up, which was why I didn’t worry about R. I figured it was supposed to happen that way.

And then it was 5:45 and I woke up very confused.

I...don't even want to try to understand that.

I shall stop spamming LJ now. I promise.