No, there is too much; let me sum up.

Contractor: Gas company will flag, then you get your guy to dig.
Me: Okay, great.
...
...
Me: Gas company, when are you going to flag so I can get this ditch dug?
Gas company: Never, we talked to contractor, he knows where to dig and told his guy where to dig, we're confused why you're asking this.

Fracking effing frell, I deserve a discount for emotional turmoil at this point.


Also, I realized on the way home from work that I'd left my tuna wrap in the fridge this morning. It didn't occur to me at ALL at lunchtime.


Thirdly, I have a new niece! She was born on the tenth, I don't know her name or any vital statistics, just that she's in San Antonio and sis, BIL and boys will be heading down this weekend to meet her.