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1) Okay, so I'm apparently one of a very few people who've never heard of the "green M&M's are aphrodisiacs" urban legend. Seriously, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. I think the version of that I had growing up was that wearing green on Thursdays meant you were horny, which is pretty damned stupid itself. That must be a Minnesota thing, like Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. (I'd never heard of Duck, Duck, Goose until I was in my twenties, I swear.) o.O
2) LOL, last week I unexpectedly won three additional Muppets glasses sets. How was I supposed to know $3.50 would win? Anyway, I got home and discovered I'd apparently bid on another set...and won it. Muppets everywhere! I fail.
3) Some woman in a motorized wheelchair totally ran over my foot on the bus this afternoon. What I should have done is stood up and moved until she was all settled, but really? She had a good six inches on either side and I had no reason to think she couldn't make it without ramming into me. My feet were tucked as far as they could tuck. No harm, no foul. But fail.
2) LOL, last week I unexpectedly won three additional Muppets glasses sets. How was I supposed to know $3.50 would win? Anyway, I got home and discovered I'd apparently bid on another set...and won it. Muppets everywhere! I fail.
3) Some woman in a motorized wheelchair totally ran over my foot on the bus this afternoon. What I should have done is stood up and moved until she was all settled, but really? She had a good six inches on either side and I had no reason to think she couldn't make it without ramming into me. My feet were tucked as far as they could tuck. No harm, no foul. But fail.
