Apr. 21st, 2006

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Ooookay, so I breathed a sigh of relief when I realized the myterious letter was not from my ex, and then I started to think maybe that would have been better:

Hi Carrie!

I hope U R well back in Seattle and that your job is as easy and enjoyable as I dream of. I'm on the track again, this time in Georgia looking to prepare myself for deployment to the Middle East. Look for me in the newspaper or on the evening news in the coming year. I hope you are enjoying the clothing and the shoes I left for you; I hope they fit and are flashy around the town. Sip a venti raspberry mocha for me and pop in a DVD, preferably one featuring Renee Zellweger. I miss you alot and I miss trying to ignore you as I walk past the counter every morning. I miss your dark hair, your angelic face and especially your eyeglasses. I know when I hit the desert floor and respond to explosions and ambushes, I will be fighting for so much. For the Emerald City, for Jennifer Aniston so she can grace the cover of every magazine, for every Seattle coffeehouse barista, and especially so you can rest safely free from fear. So be well, Ms. ______, and have cheer that you have affected yet another stranger into your fandom from afar.

Sincerely,

The Nutter Who Used to Live in #321


1) WTF?
2) I am SO very glad I don't work that job anymore.
3) I said maybe ten words to the guy the whole time he lived there.
4) I remember him because he was nuts, as evidenced from the above letter.
5) WTF?
6) I wonder how many other people he sent farewell letters to.
7) WTF?
8) My angelic face?
9) I hope to every higher being out there that this dude doesn't have a picture of me - he left a shrine of various female celebrities, cut out from magazines, on his wall when he left.
10) WTF?

ETA: Filled in some of the mystery words to this bizarre letter.

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