Strange phrases

Me: I'm just going to put my stuff on top of yours for a second, B, okay?

B: Yeah, I've got things scattered around the table like a dog's breakfast.

Me: *blink* I'm sorry, B, but I have no idea what that means.

(no subject)

My teeth are apparently in better shape than most of the hygienists in my dentist's office.

Nick Stokes. Warrick Brown. Hot. Too bad Warrick disappeared halfway through the episode. I wish they wouldn't do that.

Loveseat's coming tomorrow, and in time for me to make it to the soup kitchen for the early shift instead of the late. Yay!