A hair's breadth

Protagonist is still bleeding on the bathroom floor, poor guy. Yeah, I know I shouldn't be here, I shoudl be rescuing him.

Instead, I went for a quick walk and stopped off at a local pharmacy. For some time now, I have lamented my stick-straight hair. I want some body, but I am loath to perm and curling irons are really not that great for the hair. So today I bought hot rollers.

I think they could work. Unfortunately, even something so easy and rolling up my hair is a trick beyond my hair capability. I am so hair stupid, it's not even funny. Attempts at cute, stylish cuts usually last a few months, and then I end up back with long, straight hair - wash and go, pretty much.

How does one get better at rolling up hair in curlers? The back of the head is impossible, I tell you.

Admission

Okay, fine. I admit it. I still enjoy Moby.