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S. slipped an envelope under my door, which I just found. Inside it was a key and a note instructing me to please use the dead bolt on the office from now on. I looked at the key. It was stamped "ODB". That made sense to me. Office Deadbolt. ODB.

But I will always think of that key, with fondness, as "Old Dirty Bastard", because that is a much more entertaining use of the acronym.

"Hold on, let me get Old Dirty Bastard first."

Heh.