She's like the wind

No fallout from yesterday's debacle. So far. I've no doubt Big Head will hold this in store for future tormenting.

My little old neighbor lady who reminds me very much of Roz from Monsters, Inc. (sans the sneer, but the voice is bang-on) freaked me out this afternoon. I swear, one second I was locking the deadbolt and alone in the hallway and the very next second she was standing right on top of me. She was so close our sleeves touched. I didn't hear her door shut. I didn't see her toddle over. Just...horror-movie fast, she was at my side.

I screamed. I'm not a screamer, but Vera scared the shit out of me.

I'm still a little spooked, I think.

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I used to have collarbones. I want my collarbones back.