Foiled again!

[superbadgirl]

As I work trying to keep Roy's weight up and to get him hydrated so the random peeing outside the box stops, I finally decided to give in and put boxes where he usually does this instead of just putting down mats and reusable pee pads. Rather weary of cleaning up puddles. Because I have a cat poo munching pooch, I also decided to spring for cat boxes that are hidden in furniture. I know they won't keep him out as he's the size OF a cat, but placement... I thought placement would have prevented snackage. The box in the living room is in a corner, slid in next to a bigger freestanding electric fireplace. I left what I thought was a narrow enough gap between the pieces and crossed my fingers.

Last night, as I was busy putting together the second furniture piece I wandered back into the living room to find Walter shimmying out from inside the box, licking his chops. ARRRRRRRRGH. I did suspect, as there was a teeny trace of poo the night before and none of my cats do anything but go all in with pooping. LOL. I scolded him but good and bopped him on the nose (which I regret), and then brushed his teeth vigorously (which I do not regret).

I moved it and now there's a 4 inch gap. Little turkey will probably still make a go at it.

Also, same said turkey just coughed in my face and a chunk of popcorn flew out of his gaping maw and splattered onto my nose. DOGS ARE SO GROSS WHYYYYYYYY.

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