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[superbadgirl]

Despite trying the advice given, my computer continues to freeze. It's frozen FOUR TIMES on me this morning. And I haven't been up for that long, really. I just don't know what the eff to do with the stupid thing anymore.

Also, while I'm weeping:



Dear Hairstylist,

Your advice to let my hair air dry, after forming it into the ideal shape is made of fail. I knew it would be, but I tried anyway just to see if you knew more about my hair than I did. The problem, you see, is the COWLICKS I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT WITH EACH HAIRCUT. Oh, and regular activity. I am starting to believe you don't have any understanding of anything but perfectly behaved follicles, which mine are not.

Now, don't think I'm complaining about the cut. I'm not even complaining that the cowlicks make my hair flip to the right no matter what I do. I'm complaining that you lack the basic understanding of this, and probably think I'm a neurotic whiner.

With hair flipping all over the place,

SBG

Also, most of this wailing and gnashing of teeth is due to the returning headache. And cramps.

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