If cats wrote fanfic

I haven't been inspired to write anything for ages. I did have this one open today, got two lines scratched out. Walked away to do something, always something to do. Came back to:

As it turned out, X had many talents Y had been happily discovering. Just when he thought he’d uncovered every last thing about Y, his partner surprised him. Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasa

Oh, Pickle!