That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Am I the only one who wishes she could say that, or variations of that, out loud more often? I cannot tell you the number of times I'll read a post or comment or article or anything at all, really, and think something like it. At least twice a day I have to walk away from the receptionist because she creates a desire within me to label her dumb.

I hope you're pretty, because you sure are dumb.
I think you're the dumbest person in the world right now.
I'm not sure you could possibly say anything dumber than what you just did.
Dumb. Just pitiably dumb.
Someone must have dropped you on your head as a baby and done serious damage, because you're really dumb.
That's dumb and makes no logical sense at all.


Yeah, I know. I'm going to hell.

Sonuva...

Oh, bloody hell. I think the winds have begun, and just in time for my jaunt outside. And it's REALLY pouring now.

Wow.

I want to be beamed home.