The question of the day

[superbadgirl]

Fernando: I really need money! I'll have sex with you for $100.

(A bevy of possible responses fly through my head.)

Me: Why would I pay you $100 when I have a vibrator at home that's bought and paid for already?



I suppose I could have just said no.

Comments

[seanchaidh.livejournal.com]

LOL

And the vibrator is probably more user friendly? :)

[travellingone.livejournal.com]

And they don't talk back, or hog the remote. Or belch, loudly.

[seanchaidh.livejournal.com]

And when you're done, it goes back in the drawer and doesn't steal the TV remote.

[librarianstales.livejournal.com]

lmao!!!