I remember selling Girl Scout cookies for $2.50 a box. I also remember "selling" a couple of boxes to myself and "forgetting" to "pay" myself before we turned in the money sheets. I "sold" enough cookies to get a GS pocket knife and some camping gear. Looking back on it, I know what I did was wrong. But I can't muster up enough remorse to actually feel bad for doing it (which I did every year for 8 years).

Oh, man. I "sold" so many boxes of Thin Mints...