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Eep. M. just issued a dare, prompted by some stoopid-arse thing I said, and I now cannot eat for a week. I know it's foolish, and I probably wouldn't have done it, but he crowed that I wouldn't last 2 days. Now I have to.

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That's stoopid, no kidding. When you pass out, please try not to hit your head on the way down.

I know. I already feel lightheaded.

No food at all? That's really dumb. Why are you doing this? You need at least a minimal calorie intake, and SBG, you just started a new job, ferheavensake. You need your brain functioning. Stop it.

Amen.

Yes'm.

I don't actually think I'll make it past a day or two myself. Besides, how's he going to monitor my every move?

That's good, you listen to your flist-friends (otherwise known as your not-mommys, LOL) (nods sagely)

Lying is good. What's riding on the bet, anyway? Pride, or something of higher monetary value?

Pride and my idiocy. ;)

The FUCK?!

This doesn't look like a battle I'd be itching to win, if I were you. For heaven's sake, eat something.

Hon it's more than foolish.

Not eating for a day is foolish.

Not eating for a week is downright certify-able!

Don't bother with it, so you said something stupid, forget it, don't try to prove you ARE stupid! *G*

Crowing is he? Suits him does it?

Hee hee. He did crow.

I already got him back, though I still think I should fake-faint. He drops of the bank deposit (which I prepare), and apparently the bank will sometimes take the cash portion of the deposit out and simply not count it. He came back from the bank and had me doublecheck my figures, and I must have been dizzy from lack of food and told him that the bank had taken out the cash.

He went all the way back to the bank to solve that problem, only to find out the deposit was just fine. *snicker*

LOL!!

You go girl, confusion isn't far away for the male of the species...pretty easy pickings actually...but that one's brilliant!

Weel done, don't get mad get even. Then get one up on him....

I'm going to join in the general chorus and say eat. Eat, Santa, eat! (sorry, momentary flashback to childhood)

However, if you are going to be stubborn and try to stick to this no-eating thing, then drink. You can get lots of vitamins and protein from milkshakes with bananas, peanut butter and various other ingredients that go well with milk or yogurt. Not as good as eating, but...

Eat or I drive my ass down there and temp you with yummy food <g>

You...could do that anyway? ;)

Well yes of course, but I was going for threatening. Didn't pull that off very well did I? <g>

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