Craigslist personals crack me up

[superbadgirl]

Like this one, wherein dude starts off bashing his "generously proportioned blind date" and ends up blaming her completely for being bitter and chubby. Ah, good times.

I'm resisting the urge to email the guy and tell him that it wouldn't have mattered what she said, read or did because he drew conclusions about her the instant he saw her. The first line of this little missive spelled that out pretty clearly. What a jerkoff. Or am I the only one reading it that way?

Or this one, wherein dude starts off by saying he's neither misogynistic or chauvinistic but then goes on to demonstrate that he is both.

"I'm not a chauvinist, I just want my woman to be super-subservient! And skinny."

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[lovellama.livejournal.com]

The second one doesn't bother me too much unless he expects all women he meets in every situation to be a sub, and if he thinks women in general haven't two brain cells to rub together. Some women are the type he's looking for, I just don't want him to deride me because I'm not that type.

[superbadgirl]

He didn't seem to appreciate being challenged, and the fact that he had to point out how his ex-wife wasn't submissive kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

I did exchange a couple of emails with him (I couldn't resist emailing and saying I could get why people were a bit offended by his initial post) and he seemed a nice, if in a Young Republican way, guy.

The first story made me want to track that guy down and smack him around.

[betacandy.livejournal.com]

The second guy is full of shit, I think. Here's why.

I'm naturally dominant, without meaning or wanting to be. And guess what? Men submit to me right and left. If this guy can't find women who will submit to him, then I doubt he's a real dominant. I rather suspect he's just an uptight control freak who's mistaken himself for dominant.

Interestingly, neither I nor any of the natural dominants I know want submissive mates. We want equals.