Wait, how are curls good for short hair? If I cut mine short, the curls look hilarious - very Shirley Temple. If I cut it short, which I prefer, I have to straighten it - which looks great until a slightly humid breeze makes it revert to form.

So I have to have long hair in order to have wash and wear hair, because of my curls. It's a pain in the ass, and I hate it.