Dear Me,

You're going to have to do better than that, you ungrateful beast. I have so many others, it's not like I need you, you know.

Sniff,

Caffeine

Does anything in the world substitute for caffeine? I'm trying to think. I moderate my caffeine intake pretty carefully, but I don't think I'd try to eliminate it completely. It's got antioxidants, you know. ;)