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Dear self
Dear Self,
If you have a pillow that has consistently tried to murder you while you sleep when you accidentally grab it instead of its fraternal twin which doesn't try to murder you while you sleep, then stop being an idiot and remove it from your bed.
Sincerely,
Self With Pillow-Inflicted Migraine
Seriously, I'm a dope for not doing this long ago. If a limb offends thee, cut it off. Another bonus for pillow removal: I usually have the extra pillow propped high against the back of the bed, and Pickle has determined this is her Mt. Everest and she must scale it in the middle of the night, then leap off of it onto her sleeping human. Every. Night.
If you have a pillow that has consistently tried to murder you while you sleep when you accidentally grab it instead of its fraternal twin which doesn't try to murder you while you sleep, then stop being an idiot and remove it from your bed.
Sincerely,
Self With Pillow-Inflicted Migraine
Seriously, I'm a dope for not doing this long ago. If a limb offends thee, cut it off. Another bonus for pillow removal: I usually have the extra pillow propped high against the back of the bed, and Pickle has determined this is her Mt. Everest and she must scale it in the middle of the night, then leap off of it onto her sleeping human. Every. Night.