Told You Roy Is A Perv

1) Bathroom creeper.
2) Likes to wake me up by licking my mouth (which is really gross).
3) Has a dangerous obsession with my left breast (which has become kind of a big deal).
4) Often angles for love while I am standing naked in the bathroom getting ready for work.

The latest:

I had a presoak of my delicates going on in the bathroom sink. As I fixed my English muffin in the kitchen I heard a subtle scraping sound. Turned around and found Roy had yoinked a pair of my underwear (the pink, cute ones) from the soak and was dragging it through the apartment. "Roy, you pervert," I said as I retrieved the garment and put it back. Then, as I was eating aforementioned English muffin, I heard a loud SLAP from the bathroom, something I missed due to the sound of the toaster timer click-clicking away the first time. Then, moments later, a slide-scrape-slide.

He got the black ones that time.

I decided the presoak was over. ;)

Birthstone

There's no way I can justify spending a ton of money replacing my good diamond earrings (le sigh), but I've been considering a swap for another gemstone. It's a bit elementary school, but I thought I'd stick with birthstone. If I can find the right thing, it won't be so bad. It's just that I hate, hate, hate December's birthstone options. Turquoise? Not my thing. Blue Topaz reminds me of being five. I have found that tanzanite is now considered an acceptable December stone. That one could work. That one is also, of course, the most expensive of the three, but it's still way less than diamonds.

Why couldn't I have been born in March? Or September? Aquamarine is lovely, as is sapphire.

I guess it could be worse. I could be stuck with opal. At least my stone color is in the blue family, as that seems to be where I lean. :)