Fortunately, Sam is not a real person. Unfortunately, she is subject to the whims and fantasies of geeky little pricks who have the social acumen of the average 7 year old and the maturity of a Terrible Two Toddler.

(Poor SBG only *thought* she'd left the SG-1 fandom behind. ;-) She doesn't know that the fandom knows where she lives in cyberspace and will haunt her forever. Bwahahahahahaha!)