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superbadgirl) wrote2006-02-03 08:59 am
superbadgirl) wrote2006-02-03 08:59 am
Bad pick-up lines
At bus stop:
Long-haired Old Drunken Man: *mumblemumblemumble* Hahahahaha! Yeah. *mumblemumble* Haha!
Talky Lady walks up, talking about how Francis Soandso looked at her, which constitutes rape. Then she starts shouting it to her invisible friend. She's fetchingly dressed in light tan tweed pants and a stylish 1980s tan leather jacket. Long-haired Old Drunken Man sees her. Walks up to her.
Long-haired Old Drunken Man: I like beige. Beige is nice. I like BEIGE.
Talky Lady, still speaking to her invisible friend: I TOLD you.
I swear, I saw some serious sparkage.
Long-haired Old Drunken Man: *mumblemumblemumble* Hahahahaha! Yeah. *mumblemumble* Haha!
Talky Lady walks up, talking about how Francis Soandso looked at her, which constitutes rape. Then she starts shouting it to her invisible friend. She's fetchingly dressed in light tan tweed pants and a stylish 1980s tan leather jacket. Long-haired Old Drunken Man sees her. Walks up to her.
Long-haired Old Drunken Man: I like beige. Beige is nice. I like BEIGE.
Talky Lady, still speaking to her invisible friend: I TOLD you.
I swear, I saw some serious sparkage.