"Leaving the stove on. Are those going to be illegal too, unless there's a sprinkler system?"

Funny you should mention that. Last night as I was cooking dinner, I noticed a strange noise coming from my oven. I think it's on it's way out - it sounded like the clicking I associate with gas stoves...only it's not gas. Anyway, I was once again lamenting the lack of tree when this was going on and I thought, "I'll bet more fires start from faulty ovens than Christmas trees."