superbadgirl | (no subject)

Dear Muse,

I cannot believe you have abandoned me (again) at such a crucial point. I have a deadline, and so you just decide to take a vacation. This pattern of yours is rather annoying. I would treat you much more kindly if you wouldn't take off all the time, but as it is I want to kick you in the head every time you come back around. This doesn't make for a good working relationship, as you well know.

Please, come back. We'll find a compromise.

Thanks,

sbg