I do not think it means what you think it means

My new favorite typo: skitsofrantic for schizophrenic.

I mean, is that genius or what? I am fairly sure had I been drinking when I stumbled across that in a fic, I would have ruined my laptop. Skitsofrantic. Awesome.


While I'm here:

threw =/= through
prostrate =/= prostate
shutter =/= shudder
alpaca =/= llama
bear =/= bare
then =/= than
affect =/= effect
peak =/= peek =/= pique

And if you're going to write in present tense, please stick to it throughout or find a beta who can make sure you do. It's actually not okay to go from present to past in the same sentence.

Oldie

I'd never heard this song before, until I tuned in to an oldies station and got kind of stuck there. Since then, I've heard it a million times. It is pretty catchy, damn it.

I saw your face and that's the last I've seen of my heart.

"Firefall - You Are The Woman (HD with lyrics)" (Watch on YouTube)

It won't go away. Curse the 70s.