The taxman cometh

Got my first paycheck. Holy guacamole, I did not miss state income taxes. (I knew this would be the case, so any time I saw an ad for a job across the river in a no-income-tax state, I totally went for it.) All told, I had $500 yoinked out of my check for various and sundry. We only get paid monthly, so it's gonna be interesting to see how I can budget this and how much will come out of a full paycheck. I ... really hate monthly pay.

^Stand up and dance. You know you want to grab yer partner and dos-à-dos or whatever.

Also, my emails are acting kind of funny, so if you haven't heard from me on that venue and think you should have - not ignoring, just having computer errors.

Riddle me this

If you had your phone in the car, had no pockets but did pick it up amongst various bag and went from car directly into your home, where might said phone now be?

I'm kind of freaking out. It's nowhere and it's set on vibrate (which I'd still be able to hear within a reasonable range), but apparently I have no new texts or they're all old enough to have stopped vibrating.

HMMM. And :/