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What kind of neurotic mess mops a cement stairwell?
2006-05-27
Lord, I was born a ramblin' ma'am.
Fic Inspiration
Seriously, this could really fit in either SG-1's universe or Supernatural's. Hmmmmmmmm.
Today several people told me my hair was fabulous, which is puzzling because I let it air dry while I mopped the steps and just ran a brush through it before I went to work. Oh, and also let it hang in front of my face because I've developed several large and ugly stress-induced blemishes on one cheek and chin. I'm talking hideously large.
Strange how I never get compliments when I actually attempt to do my hair.
So, why is it that women can't whip off their shirts when they get warm in public places but men of all shapes and sizes do it without compunction?
Seriously, this could really fit in either SG-1's universe or Supernatural's. Hmmmmmmmm.
Today several people told me my hair was fabulous, which is puzzling because I let it air dry while I mopped the steps and just ran a brush through it before I went to work. Oh, and also let it hang in front of my face because I've developed several large and ugly stress-induced blemishes on one cheek and chin. I'm talking hideously large.
Strange how I never get compliments when I actually attempt to do my hair.
So, why is it that women can't whip off their shirts when they get warm in public places but men of all shapes and sizes do it without compunction?
I'm a giant. I tower.
For some strange reason, I felt compelled to attempt to measure my height today. A tenant walked by and caught me at it, so I enlisted her help. It's much easier that way, let me tell you. Anyway, it surprised me to note that I measured over 5'3". Last time I measured under 5'3".
I am SO tall! I have no idea how I grew at least half an inch, but it appears I have.
I am SO tall! I have no idea how I grew at least half an inch, but it appears I have.