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What color sandals does on buy to go with a celery green dress? Hmmmm.

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I hate beepy, backing-up trucks. I swear the one that's outside right now has been beeping and backing up for about 10 minutes now. Grrreeat, and they're here with lawnmowers. I hate the sound of lawnmowers and weed whackers and all lawncare implements. I think maybe now might be a good time to go buy milk at Safeway. Maybe by the time I get back they'll be gone.

That was a disaster

Went to the store for milk and it ended up being more of an ooooh-look-mangos-and-strawberries-and-I-could-use-some-spinach-and-holy-crap-pints-of-ice-cream-for-$1.50!!1!! kind of excursion. Seriously. Pints of ice cream for $1.50 each. Damn you, Breyers.

The only thing that would make me feel better about splurging on pints of ice cream for $1.50 (<-- key point, there) is if I could download Something Wicked and watch it while eating a pint of ice cream for which I only paid...$1.50.

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What? (Or, Scientology Summed Up in a One-Word Question)

Seriously. Do these people even listen to what they're saying? They must not, because it's absolute insanity.